Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Realization of the day
Have you realized that in the year 2030 we will no longer be able to refer to the 20's in conversation about the 1920's.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon
When Jeff isn't on the track, he likes to pull up a seat, roll up his sleeve, and have a stranger in a suit pinch his left shoulder. To each his own, Jeff. To each his own.
Quote of the Day
"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future?"
- Doc Brown'
- Doc Brown'
Little Pet Rabies
His name is Rabies but we usually just call him Raber's cause Rabies scares people away.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Why Keanu Reeves will never win a Grammy
Keanu Reeves didn't win a Grammy AGAIN this year...and it doesn't look like he will ever win one :( He recently broke his tuba while attempting to learn "Barbie Girl" by 90's (non)sensation Aqua. Without his tuba, Keanu is rendered helpless. At least we have Point Break to fall back on.
Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon
Jeff Gordan Wins!
Jeff Gordon puts an end to a 66-race drought! Looks like all those times spent leaning on walls, sitting on radiators, and attempting to steal babies was put to good use on the track. Party on, Jeff.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Ben Fong-torres
When Ben isn't snappin to his woman's needs he is often writing articles like where in the world is journey journeying and Is uncle Def's leopard really deaf?
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Man of the Day
Dick Trickle
With a name like Dick Trickle, it was hard for him (no pun intended) not to be a porn star. I'm sure, after a long day at the race track, Dick came (no pun intended) home to find his answering machine buzzing with offers to star in adult films. Dick decided to take his talents elsewhere and gave the world, and dare I say the universe, a glimpse at what a true American hero looks like. Way to go, Dick!
Friday, February 11, 2011
Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon
When Jeff isn't on the race track, he's out and about trying to steal your children. Sneaky Jeff, very sneaky indeed.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
Mexican joke of the week
This week it is a tie for best mexican joke.Joke #1
Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
So they have a place to keep their taco.
Joke #2
what do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen?
Carlos
Conspiracy of Black History Month
Who Killed Dr. King?
http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/assassinations/martin-luther-king-jr/shot-in-1968.html
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Black History Month Salutes...
Billy Van
Billy was the first white guy who wanted to be a black man. Here's to you on this glorious black history month.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Person of the Day
From Man to Monster
Nick Nolte had a very successful career. From sexiest man alive to his oscar winning role in Blue Chips, Nick has slowly but surely gone right down the drain (see picture on the right). I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say that we need a Blue Chips 2. Get your life back on track, Nick. The world is counting on you!
5 Signs Your Snowman Has Melted
1. The snow is gone
2. There is only a hat and corn cob pipe left
3. Your uncle is standing in place of your snowman
4. It's summer
5. You never had a snowman
2. There is only a hat and corn cob pipe left
3. Your uncle is standing in place of your snowman
4. It's summer
5. You never had a snowman
Monday, January 31, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
How to not spend your saturday
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| Do something more productive than direct injection this weekend kids. |
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon
When Jeff isn't on the track or leaning against the wall of the track, he likes to sit on radiators and wear all black. As Jeff likes to say, "when you're off the track, you gotta go black"
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
How the F**K did that Happen?
How the F**K did Macaulay Culkin date Mila Kunis for 8 years?!
Macaulay looks like a deranged gremlin. What kind of drug did he slip in her drink to convince her to date him?
Person of the Day
Bob Ross
Bob showed the world how good he was at painting and made you realize how bad you were. With an afro that rivals Dr. J's, Bob was an inspiration to us all.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Greatest Movie of the 20th Century
With an All-Star cast consisting of Ernie Reyes Jr, Rob Schneider, and the late, great Leslie Nielsen, Surf Ninjas led the way for movies such as Friday, Next Friday, and Friday After Next.
Vermont Fact of the day
there are now more trees in Vermont than there was since 1859, when Vermont was mostly farmland
Thank you Jamie Kodak
Just wanted to say thanks to Jamie Kodak for inventing the camera. Thanks Jamie. Your the bees knees.
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| Thanks to Jamie we can take photos like these. |
Marketing scheme of the day
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| Stereotypes are usually based on reality but is this going a little to far? |
Why George Washington Will Never be President Again
George Washington will never be President again because if he is then he will be on 2 different dollar bills and that would be down right foolish.
Advice of the Day
Don't drink laundry detergent. You'll wish you didn't drink it when you go to do laundry a month later.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Local Music
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| Local Burlington musician Mike Venman is our Folk artist of the day. Check him and his jams out at http://resonatorburlington.tumblr.com/ Monthly updates so keep your bananas peeled and your ears open. |
Andre Nickatina Speaks
"It was this cat on a ten speed and he's like a dope fiend, but he knows how to fix cars"
-Andre Nickatina
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100 and still smokin' (hot)
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| This oldie but goody of Burlington turned 100 this month. Cheers to you and your cigarettes |
Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon
When Jeff isn't on the track, he's leaning against the side wall of the track. Lean on Jeff, lean on...
Animal spotting of the day
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| Government propaganda trying to claim zebras are white with black stripes. Shame Shame government, |
Burgers, Baby!
We made these tasty little quarter pound tiddlywinks this afternoon. We call them Godzilla burgers due to the fact that they have green on them. They were a delight!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
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