If Jane Seymour and Richard Seymour Got Married

First of all, that would be WEIRD. But we like when things get weird. Secondly, neither of them would have to change their names. Lastly, Jane would die before Richard. Rest in Peace, Jane.

Where in the World is Kathy Ireland?

In Ireland, of course!

Best Football Name Ever

Barkevious Mingo

If Saint Valentine was Half Dinosaur

That would be cool. I wish I could have dinosaur legs :(

Iron Lady + Iron Man = Iron Giant

Margaret Thatcher, referred to by many as the "Iron Lady" may be known as the only woman Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, but she also got jiggy with Tony Stark, aka Iron Man. The year was 1974. Margaret had just gotten out of a 7:15 PM showing of Blazing Saddles. She had one of those jumbo pretzels so she was quite thirsty. She decided to head to the nearby pub for a drink. Upon arriving, she noticed a dapper young fellow by the name of Tony posting up near the jukebox. Grand Funk Railroad had just released "The Loco-Motion" and seeing as it was her jam, she decided to walk over and put it on. As she approached the jukebox, her song came on. To her surprise it was Tony's favorite song too! Numerous drinks were consumed and "The Loco-Motion" played for a record setting 16 times in a row. Tony and Margaret danced the night away, eventually heading back to Tony's place. Nine months later, an iron boy named Vespucci was born. Because of his abnormal size, he was referred to as "Giant", thus the name "Iron Giant".

Only 15 Days Until Black History Month is Over

Well, it's that time of the year again. It's Black History Month! My top 4 favorite times of the year. February has some amazing days - Groundhog Day, Chinese New Year, Mardi Gras, Ash Wednesday, Valentine's Day, and President's Day. I could talk about President's Day for hours. What a day! But let's not let all those fantastic days overshadow the month that is Black History. So in honor of black history month, we would like to honor Davy Jones! Sure, Davy may not be black but he did die on February 29. Last time I checked my calendar, there wasn't even 29 days in February. You sure are one sneaky man, Davy.

How to Unclog Your Sink with a Loaf of Bread

You Can't!