What to do with your beer bottles when you move out

Put them back in the fridge

Realization of the day

Have you realized that in the year 2030 we will no longer be able to refer to the 20's in conversation about the 1920's.

Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon

When Jeff isn't on the track, he likes to pull up a seat, roll up his sleeve, and have a stranger in a suit pinch his left shoulder. To each his own, Jeff. To each his own.

Quote of the Day

"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future?"
- Doc Brown'

Little Pet Rabies

His name is Rabies but we usually just call him Raber's cause Rabies scares people away.

Reincarnation of Hitler in kitty from

Why Keanu Reeves will never win a Grammy

Keanu Reeves didn't win a Grammy AGAIN this year...and it doesn't look like he will ever win one :( He recently broke his tuba while attempting to learn "Barbie Girl" by 90's (non)sensation Aqua. Without his tuba, Keanu is rendered helpless. At least we have Point Break to fall back on.