Ben Fong-torres

When Ben isn't snappin to his woman's needs he is often writing articles like where in the world is journey journeying and Is uncle Def's leopard really deaf?

How to Toast Your Bagel in a Freezer

You Can't

Music Group of the Day

Marky Marx and the Funky Bunch

How to Make a Jolly Rancher

Feed a happy cowboy corn. He'll be shootin' out candy in no time!

Man of the Day

Dick Trickle

With a name like Dick Trickle, it was hard for him (no pun intended) not to be a porn star. I'm sure, after a long day at the race track, Dick came (no pun intended) home to find his answering machine buzzing with offers to star in adult films. Dick decided to take his talents elsewhere and gave the world, and dare I say the universe, a glimpse at what a true American hero looks like. Way to go, Dick! 

Where in the World is Joe Montana?

In Montana, of course!!!

Snoop Dogg Reminding You to Eat Your Vegetables!

Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon

When Jeff isn't on the race track, he's out and about trying to steal your children. Sneaky Jeff, very sneaky indeed.

Question for our followers

How many eggs a week do we (us obviously) eat?

Jorts!

Like jeans, only shorter!

Nacho Libre Says...

Man of the day

Del Preston is awarded this honor for this sole line in Wayne's world.

Alaska

In Anchorage, it's possible to read a book outside at midnight in late June.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

In San Diego, of course!!!

Video of the day

Mexican joke of the week

This week it is a tie for best mexican joke.


Joke #1

Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?

So they have a place to keep their taco.

Joke #2

what do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen?

Carlos

Conspiracy of Black History Month

Who Killed Dr. King?

http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/assassinations/martin-luther-king-jr/shot-in-1968.html

Porno or 70s flick, you decide

 

Black History Month Salutes...

Billy Van

Billy was the first white guy who wanted to be a black man. Here's to you on this glorious black history month.

Saturday Jam of the week

Person of the Day

From Man to Monster

Nick Nolte had a very successful career. From sexiest man alive to his oscar winning role in Blue Chips, Nick has slowly but surely gone right down the drain (see picture on the right). I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say that we need a Blue Chips 2. Get your life back on track, Nick. The world is counting on you!

5 Signs Your Snowman Has Melted

1. The snow is gone
2. There is only a hat and corn cob pipe left
3. Your uncle is standing in place of your snowman
4. It's summer
5. You never had a snowman

Where in the World is John Denver?

In Denver, of course!!!