Dick Trickle
With a name like Dick Trickle, it was hard for him (no pun intended) not to be a porn star. I'm sure, after a long day at the race track, Dick came (no pun intended) home to find his answering machine buzzing with offers to star in adult films. Dick decided to take his talents elsewhere and gave the world, and dare I say the universe, a glimpse at what a true American hero looks like. Way to go, Dick!
he does have a very snazzy porno name!
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